Oh, I dont know, Im just your average Hogwarts student! Im from a small oil rig off the coast of Dunfordham-On-Top-of-Another-Dunfordham. My parents sell counterfeit newspapers.
My favorite class is Which Animals Is It Okay to Boil Alive in Pursuit of Sorcerer Powers with Professor Kennedy-Shriver, because he makes boiling certain animals alive fun. My least favorite class is Just Two Potions with Professor Porm, because thats not enough.
My best friend is a living rose bush in the school woods thats guarded by a gigantic seagull you have to trick into eating its own beak. I have a crush on Albert Mephistopheles, even though Dumbledore turned his head into a mannequin head as punishment for smelling too much like one of his dead friends.
My favorite food is fettuccini alfredo eaten out of my mothers cupped hands, and my favorite spell to cast is the one that summons most of a cowboy!
Just like you thought, shes a stereotypical Hufflepuff.