The year? 1984.
Your profession? Plumber.
Your favorite college basketball team? The North Carolina Tar Heels, who have just finished their season with a record of 28-3 and taken first place in the ACC. That doesn’t matter right now, though, because as a plumber, the only thing on your mind is the clogged drain in your client’s bathtub.
Jesus, how in God’s name are you going to fix this thing?